Tea Party groups rallied recently to protest the fact that the IRS unfairly targeted them for audits based on their vocal opposition to taxes and their heavy involvement in politics.

“It just makes no sense to profile innocent citizens who are just minding their own tax-exempt business, ” said Tucson, Arizona chapter of “Tea Party Tax-Avoiding Patriots” chairman Ronnie Speakes.

But when asked about the group’s backing of a measure to stop and search Hispanics for documentation and another which would require strip searches and anal inspections of all airline passengers who “look Muslim”, he stated that “if they don’t have anything to hide, why should they mind?”