Fox News Loses Credibility Amongst Logical Thinkers, Gains With Paranoid Delusional Narcissists

According to a new poll put out by Public Policy Polling (PPP) Fox News is losing credibility. It seems only 41% of voters trust the information coming from the network, while 46% do not. However the majority of people polled by the PPP were seen as logical thinkers who seek truth over fiction. In a separate poll put out by Polling Paranoid People (PPP) Fox News has seen solid gains.

Fox News released a statement regarding both polling results:

It has come to our attention that our network is losing credibility amongst logical thinkers. We knew this day would come eventually, but take it all with a grain of salt. We are not disheartened because as we understand it our base of faithful followers seems to be holding strong if not increasing. We pride ourselves in providing assurance and fiction-based facts to those who need to hear what the voices in their head already tell them. Our network provides an essential service to those who believe the world is out to get them, and we plan to make sure they continue believing this. We will not be dismayed by losing those who seek the truth, but rather relieved that we can now increase our volume of myths and rabble-rousing to up our viewing base.

It would appear Fox News will not change its course of action when reporting the news, but will instead change its slogan from “Fair and Balanced” to ” We know what you want to hear.” It will be interesting, to say the least, to see where Fox News will bring its broadcasting endeavors in the future.

 

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