Rick Santorum Is Willing To Remove A Rib To Put Creationism Into Public Schools

In an effort to put Creationism into the public schools of the United States, Rick Santorum is bravely willing to pull out one of his own ribs to watch it turn into a woman. He hopes to prove all the skeptics of the religious story wrong and verify that a woman was indeed created from the rib of a man. He also plans on piling up the dust bunnies from under his bed to create a man, and then prove without inbreeding that an entire civilization can come from a mother, father, and two sons… well actually only one son.

Santorum also plans on disproving the theory of evolution by visiting the National Zoo and staring at the Gorilla exhibit for an entire week to show that they do not in fact turn into humans.


If all goes well with Santorum‘s quest to prove that Creationism is as it seems from the inspired religious text, naysayers everywhere will stand up, applaud his effort, and forcibly add Creationism to the curriculum of every public school across America as quickly as possible. If it does not go as planned, the former Senator will have one less rib, a clean space under his bed, and a better understanding of homosapiens.

 

 

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