Donald Trump Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack (NSFW)

Donald Trump Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack (NSFW)

The billionaire with the hair has been naughtier than a pair of Republicans in a men’s bathroom.

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The Alamo Sold To Foreign Corporation

The Alamo Sold To Foreign Corporation

Remember the Alamo! Well, you can forget it. Republicans have found a new way to line their pockets and fill their campaign coffers; selling off federal lands and historical sites.

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Gay Marriage Forces Josh Duggar To Become The Biggest Douchebag The World Has Ever Seen

Gay Marriage Forces Josh Duggar To Become The Biggest Douchebag The World Has Ever Seen

He said it would happen — “Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.” Who was to know that the sanctity it would destroy would be his own?

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Email Uncovers Trump Has Been Working For Hillary This Whole Time

Email Uncovers Trump Has Been Working For Hillary This Whole Time

It’s really no wonder Hillary Clinton has been trying to keep her emails under wraps these days. It’s been discovered, within her secret server and hard drives that she has several elections strategies that she doesn’t want revealed to the public. One of which has to do with Donald Trump. It’s presumably safe to say that everyone watching Trump over the last couple of months has been scratching their heads. He came out running on the Republican ticket with strict […]

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Hillary’s Hidden Emails Reveal Her Love For Forwarding Funny Cat Videos

Hillary’s Hidden Emails Reveal Her Love For Forwarding Funny Cat Videos

Former Secretary of State and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had some pretty interesting stuff in her emails that the public is just now gaining knowledge of.

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No Regrets Shampoo Contains Military Grade Chemicals

No Regrets Shampoo Contains Military Grade Chemicals

No Regrets shampoo is using U.S. Army technology to create a cleanser that not only cleanses your hair but washes away regret.

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Huckabee: ‘The Unborn Deserve The Constitutional Right To Open Carry’

Huckabee: ‘The Unborn Deserve The Constitutional Right To Open Carry’

Former Governor of Arkansas and Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is very concerned about Constitutional rights.

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New Law Proposed To Prevent Creepy Looking White Men From Owning Guns

New Law Proposed To Prevent Creepy Looking White Men From Owning Guns

In an effort to cut down on the number of mass shootings in the United States, Congress is currently discussing a bill that would prevent creepy looking white men from being able to obtain firearms.

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Donald Trump: ‘The Only Illegals Who Can Stay Are The Ones Working For Me’

Donald Trump: ‘The Only Illegals Who Can Stay Are The Ones Working For Me’

It’s no secret that Donald Trump doesn’t like undocumented workers coming into the United States.

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Jon Stewart Exploring Senate Run With Eye On Presidency

Jon Stewart Exploring Senate Run With Eye On Presidency

According to sources close to the retiring host of the popular Daily Show, Stewart has formed an exploratory committee for a 2016 Senate run.

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Jon Stewart Exploring Senate Run With Eye On Presidency

Jon Stewart Exploring Senate Run With Eye On Presidency

According to sources close to the retiring host of the popular Daily Show, Stewart has formed an exploratory committee for a 2016 Senate run.

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New Evidence Suggests Tom Brady Ate His Wheaties Morning Of AFC Championship

New Evidence Suggests Tom Brady Ate His Wheaties Morning Of AFC Championship

With the news of New England Patriots’ footballs being insignificantly deflated in the AFC Championship against the Indianapolis Colts starting to dwindle in the media, a new startling allegation has been made known. ESPN is reporting Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has been accused of performance enhancing. New evidence suggests the star QB ate his Wheaties the morning of the game. “This is outrageous!” said Seattle Seahawks Cornerback Richard Sherman. “Who’s to say he’s not going to eat Wheaties again before […]

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Susan B. Anthony on New $20 bill, Valued at only $15.40?

Susan B. Anthony on New $20 bill, Valued at only $15.40?

Earlier today, President Obama announced that he will sign an executive order removing President Andrew Jackson from the $20 bill and replace him with women’s rights advocate Susan B. Anthony. The idea was inspired by the organization Women On 20’s who is currently conducting voting on which heroic American woman should be the new face of the $20 bill. However, according to South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham the new $20 bill is likely to cause mass confusion. “We have […]

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Kanye West Gets Head Stuck in Rectum, Hospitalized

Kanye West Gets Head Stuck in Rectum, Hospitalized

  According to early reports, popular rapper Kanye West has been admitted to a Los Angeles hospital due to a serious rectal blockage. Allegedly, West got his own head lodged in his rectum, causing severe spinal and intestinal injuries and further brain damage. Dr. Dean Rueter, Kanye’s surgeon, was able to comment on the matter. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” he said, chuckling. “Sorry,” he added. “This is a very, uh, unusual injury, so my staff and I are […]

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