Secret Interview Reveals Defense Contractors Wanting To Go To War To Kill Babies For Money

Secret Interview Reveals Defense Contractors Wanting To Go To War To Kill Babies For Money

If you thought those Planned Parenthood videos were bad, well, then you’re really not going to like what Free Wood Post uncovered during a recent undercover sting operation.

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Donald Trump: I Love Stupid People, Because Stupid People Love Me

Donald Trump: I Love Stupid People, Because Stupid People Love Me

It’s no secret Donald Trump will take any support he can get from anyone, anywhere, at any time. Being the businessman that he is, he knows there’s no such thing as bad press, and no such thing as too much support, because just like with a business, a dollar earned is a dollar earned — the same goes for earning a vote.

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ACTUAL Clown Enters Race As Republican Candidate — Polling Well

ACTUAL Clown Enters Race As Republican Candidate — Polling Well

The Republican party has no shortage of candidates running for the Oval Office in 2016. With Donald Trump leading the pack, it really seems as though anyone has a shot at becoming the nominee for the GOP. One person who noticed he may have an actual shot at becoming the leader of the free world is Glimmers the Clown. Glimmers feels, he above anyone else, really embodies the GOP platform and everything it stands for. He believes in the Constitution […]

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CONFIRMED: Boehner And Trump Come From The Same Family Line Of Cheetos

CONFIRMED: Boehner And Trump Come From The Same Family Line Of Cheetos

It has long been speculated that the rare Cheetos gene may, in fact, be in more people than once considered. You can see several examples of this Cheetos line along the shores of New Jersey and New England, stretching into the Midwest and slightly into the western states. Looking into this phenomenon of genetic mysticism of the Cheetos gene, it was brought to our attention here at Free Wood Post that two well-known politicians may carry the gene, and could […]

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New Video Shows Planned Parenthood Feeding Baby To Tyrannosaurus Rex (EXCLUSIVE IMAGE)

New Video Shows Planned Parenthood Feeding Baby To Tyrannosaurus Rex (EXCLUSIVE IMAGE)

In a startling new video, the same group that brought you the other videos shining a spotlight on Planned Parenthood, have now obtained exclusive video footage of the women’s and community health organization purposefully feeding a baby to a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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Rachel Dolezal Claims To Be Founding Member of Black Panthers

Rachel Dolezal Claims To Be Founding Member of Black Panthers

   Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP Spokane chapter president accused of pretending to be black has gone a step further. She now claims to have been a founding member of the Black Panther Party. The Black Panthers were founded in 1966 in Oakland, CA. The core practice was its armed citizens’ patrols to monitor the behavior of police officers and challenge police brutality in Oakland, CA. In 1969, community social programs became a core activity of party members. The Black […]

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California Governor Bans Certain Shower Practices to End Drought

California Governor Bans Certain Shower Practices to End Drought

It’s time to start taking this drought seriously. Governor Brown has a plan.

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Fox News Declared Hate Group By Southern Poverty Law Center

Fox News Declared Hate Group By Southern Poverty Law Center

  In what should come as a surprise to no one, considering their coverage of unarmed black people being brutalized by the police, the Southern Poverty Law Center has added Fox News to their list of hate groups, as they meet the criteria. Time and time again, Fox News has shown their true colors with their own colorful language surrounding people of color and the LGBT community. From calling any black person who stands up in protest against the police “thugs” […]

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China To Dome Entire Cities and Create Fake Pollution Free Skies

China To Dome Entire Cities and Create Fake Pollution Free Skies

China has a bold new plan to deal with extreme pollution. As the world’s largest source of carbon emissions, China is responsible for a third of the planet’s greenhouse gas output and has sixteen of the world’s twenty most polluted cities. The air quality is so bad it has blocked out the sun and the government has resorted to putting up digital billboards to replicate sunrises and sunsets. However, the billboards don’t address the actual pollution problem. The average Chinese […]

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Scott Walker Signs Law Declaring Himself a ‘Genius’

Scott Walker Signs Law Declaring Himself a ‘Genius’

   Wisconsin Governor and presidential hopeful Scott Walker has finally answered critics who have suggested that he does not have the proper education to govern.  This morning, Walker signed into law a measure that would define anyone with an I.Q. of 90 or higher as a “genius”. During today’s press conference Walker stated:  “I’ve always known I was exceptional but today everyone knows that I am a genius. I is proof that we don’t need no education department. I may […]

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New Evidence Suggests Tom Brady Ate His Wheaties Morning Of AFC Championship

New Evidence Suggests Tom Brady Ate His Wheaties Morning Of AFC Championship

With the news of New England Patriots’ footballs being insignificantly deflated in the AFC Championship against the Indianapolis Colts starting to dwindle in the media, a new startling allegation has been made known. ESPN is reporting Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has been accused of performance enhancing. New evidence suggests the star QB ate his Wheaties the morning of the game. “This is outrageous!” said Seattle Seahawks Cornerback Richard Sherman. “Who’s to say he’s not going to eat Wheaties again before […]

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Susan B. Anthony on New $20 bill, Valued at only $15.40?

Susan B. Anthony on New $20 bill, Valued at only $15.40?

Earlier today, President Obama announced that he will sign an executive order removing President Andrew Jackson from the $20 bill and replace him with women’s rights advocate Susan B. Anthony. The idea was inspired by the organization Women On 20’s who is currently conducting voting on which heroic American woman should be the new face of the $20 bill. However, according to South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham the new $20 bill is likely to cause mass confusion. “We have […]

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Kanye West Gets Head Stuck in Rectum, Hospitalized

Kanye West Gets Head Stuck in Rectum, Hospitalized

  According to early reports, popular rapper Kanye West has been admitted to a Los Angeles hospital due to a serious rectal blockage. Allegedly, West got his own head lodged in his rectum, causing severe spinal and intestinal injuries and further brain damage. Dr. Dean Rueter, Kanye’s surgeon, was able to comment on the matter. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” he said, chuckling. “Sorry,” he added. “This is a very, uh, unusual injury, so my staff and I are […]

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