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GOP Asks For Pearl Harbor Investigation Because “We Still Don’t Have All the Answers”

May 17, 2013
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What did Roosevelt know and when did he know it? And more specifically, what did Hillary Clinton know and when did she know it?

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Tea Party Says Wrong For Government to Profile; Muslim Man Being Anally Probed At Airport Agrees

May 16, 2013
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Tea Party groups rallied recently to protest the fact that the IRS unfairly targeted them for audits based on their vocal opposition to taxes and their heavy involvement in politics.

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Terrorists Behind Benghazi Upset That Republicans Keep Blaming It On Obama

May 13, 2013
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Ansar al-Sharia, the militant Islamist and terrorist group linked to the attacks on the American Embassy in Benghazi, Libya, came out today to complain about all the blame going to President Obama instead of the group that actually murdered the Americans.

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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

May 13, 2013
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With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

May 13, 2013
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The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an "act of terror."

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

May 10, 2013
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It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could've been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands…

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Obama Appoints Profane Sorority Girl Ambassador to North Korea

May 9, 2013
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At Sunday’s press luncheon, President Obama introduced Julia Jacobs as the new U.S. Ambassador to North Korea. Julia, the University of Maryland student whose profanity-laced email to her sorority sisters went viral last month, may seem like an unusual choice. According to President Obama, “We…

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Sarah Palin To Run For President — Of Own Fan Club

May 8, 2013
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Sarah Palin is no stranger to being her own publicist and making sure she gets as much attention as possible at all times no matter good or bad, but it seems the former governor of Alaska would like to take over the reins of her…

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NRA: Two-Year-Old Gun Victim Should Have Been Armed

May 8, 2013
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The tragic death of a two-year old Kentucky girl who was shot and killed by her five-year old brother outside their Burkesville home last week could have been easily prevented, according to the NRA.

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“Stop Blaming Hitler!” Says Neo-Nazi Group

May 8, 2013
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Secretive neo-Nazi and white supremacist group "You Can Nazi Us" released a statement yesterday, protesting historical objections to Adolf Hitler and his impact upon the history of Nazi Germany during the World War II era.

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Mark Sanford Looking Forward To More Taxpayer Funded Affairs

May 8, 2013
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During an interview after winning South Carolina's first district, Mark Sanford revealed some of his plans for his future in Congress as well as in his own personal life.

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NRA President Jim Porter: “It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before We Can Own Colored People Again”

May 5, 2013
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It seems new National Rifle Association President (NRA) president Jim Porter may have found himself in a bit of hot water.

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Deceased Guitarist Hanneman Kills Dozens, Maims Hundreds En Route To Damnation

May 5, 2013
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Authorities across the nether regions of hell are still searching for answers in the wake of a brutal multiple homicide perpetrated by recently deceased Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman, reports alleged Sunday.

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Arizona’s Gov. Brewer Announces Adopt-a-Gun Program

May 3, 2013
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A Public Disservice Announcement: Somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona a lonely AK-47 awaits its execution. Feeling alone and unwanted, covered in dust and grime it gazes out into a future that it knows it will never see. Only four years old, this heartbroken AK-47 was abandoned…

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The NRA Has Declared Itself a Religion, Gun-Worshippers Rejoice

May 2, 2013
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Since they already hold non-profit status as and educational group the switch to religious affiliation will be rather seamless.

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