Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Poor wittle Teddy haz a sad.

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Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

She can only appear in daylight for moments at a time.

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Mary Pat Christie Endorses Hillary Clinton

Mary Pat Christie Endorses Hillary Clinton

Well, we knew this was coming…

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Smarmy Douchebag Desperately Seeks Way To Make People Hate Him More

Smarmy Douchebag Desperately Seeks Way To Make People Hate Him More

Well, this is certainly one way to do it.

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After Early Returns Of Tuesday Primaries, Ted Cruz Seen Jumping Fence Towards White House

After Early Returns Of Tuesday Primaries, Ted Cruz Seen Jumping Fence Towards White House

“BUT GOD SAID IT WOULD BE MEEE!”

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Ted Cruz And John Kasich Team Up To Prove Two Negatives Equal A Positive

Ted Cruz And John Kasich Team Up To Prove Two Negatives Equal A Positive

‘A’ for effort?

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Ted Cruz Denied Access To Bathroom At Restaurant: ‘He’s Clearly Too Creepy To Enter’

Ted Cruz Denied Access To Bathroom At Restaurant: ‘He’s Clearly Too Creepy To Enter’

Was bound to happen sooner or later.

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Local Fundamentalists Celebrate ‘Earth’s 6,283rd Birthday’ For Earth Day

Local Fundamentalists Celebrate ‘Earth’s 6,283rd Birthday’ For Earth Day

One gentleman quipped, “6,283 years young!”

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New ‘Bigots Only’ Bathroom Bill Up For Vote In North Carolina To Accommodate Religious Zealots

New ‘Bigots Only’ Bathroom Bill Up For Vote In North Carolina To Accommodate Religious Zealots

Some are seeing it as a compromise.

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Bill Nye To Sarah Palin: ‘Why Are You Still Relevant?’

Bill Nye To Sarah Palin: ‘Why Are You Still Relevant?’

“Maybe that will be my next scientific discovery as the actual scientist that I am — uncovering the Theory of Relevancy regarding washed-up former politicians trying to hang on to whatever fame they have left.”

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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

“With Kobe gone, this is our moment.”

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Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

It appears Red Bull has gotten themselves into a sticky situation, and not just their product spilling all over the floor of some bar somewhere. Several consumers of the energy drink are upset because they never sprouted wings post-consumption as the product suggests in all advertising. “I really wanted to fly like a bird,” said Tiffany Crumple of Florida. “I drank a good twelve gallons of the stuff, stood in front of the mirror and nothing. I waited for days […]

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Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

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