Anonymous Hacks IRS Database – Publishes Trump’s Tax Returns

Anonymous Hacks IRS Database – Publishes Trump’s Tax Returns

Between his shocking tax rate and his bizarre itemized deductions this will surely add to the ever increasing questions as to his suitability to be president.

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New ‘Dingleberry Donald’ Nickname Catching Fire, Experts Claim Most Accurate

New ‘Dingleberry Donald’ Nickname Catching Fire, Experts Claim Most Accurate

This one is likely to stick to that ass.

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Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

“Can you imagine? I’m told it’s a very handsome face.”

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Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Maybe John Miller really does exist.

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President Obama Requests Donald Trump’s Birth Certificate

President Obama Requests Donald Trump’s Birth Certificate

It’s only fair, right?

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Paul Ryan To Endorse Hillary Clinton

Paul Ryan To Endorse Hillary Clinton

Good on Ryan for putting the nation before his party.

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First Gender Verification Officers Deployed to Enforce NC’s Bathroom Bill

First Gender Verification Officers Deployed to Enforce NC’s Bathroom Bill

It had to happen sooner or later.

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Fuck

Fuck

There’s really nothing left to say.

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Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Poor wittle Teddy haz a sad.

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Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

She can only appear in daylight for moments at a time.

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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

“With Kobe gone, this is our moment.”

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Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

It appears Red Bull has gotten themselves into a sticky situation, and not just their product spilling all over the floor of some bar somewhere. Several consumers of the energy drink are upset because they never sprouted wings post-consumption as the product suggests in all advertising. “I really wanted to fly like a bird,” said Tiffany Crumple of Florida. “I drank a good twelve gallons of the stuff, stood in front of the mirror and nothing. I waited for days […]

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Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

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