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Mississippi Town Regulates Menstrual Cycles

May 18, 2012
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MenstrualCycles

On Tuesday the council voted unanimously in support of a resolution to study how the town might regulate the menstrual cycles' of its female residents.

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Kansas Bill Mandates Sterilization for Post-Abortion Women

May 18, 2012
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Brownback

Amidst the latest wave of anti-abortion legislation, the 69-page Kansas bill may be the most controversial. If passed, women in Kansas will be forced to undergo a tubal ligation within 6-months of having an abortion.

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Romney to Sell ‘Sexy’ Photos of Wife to Raise Campaign Money

May 18, 2012
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"Romney" "wife" "sexy pictures" "campaign funds"

Shortly after making a statement about increasing fundraising efforts, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced this morning that he has decided to sell pictures of his wife, Ann, to help raise money for his campaign.

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Bristol Palin Cast As Log Cabin Republican for Next Season’s Glee

May 16, 2012
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BristolGlee

Bristol Palin may make negative comments regarding the show Glee, however, it didn’t stop her from signing a contract to appear in a few episodes next season.  As you may recall, Bristol decided to blame Glee for shaping Obama’s acceptance of gay marriage. The...

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Fox News Correspondent: Too Much Exercise Makes You Fat

May 15, 2012
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MegynKelly

According to all human knowledge and common sense, it is widely known that exercise will help you lose weight, gain muscle mass, and become healthier.

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Romney: “I don’t hate all homosexuals”

May 15, 2012
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After a week of news dominated by gay issues the Romney campaign seemed poised to quiet the controversy during in an interview on Fox News Sunday. Unfortunately for the former Massachusetts Governor his remarks only further inflamed the issue.

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Conservative Super PAC Will Use “Memes” in 2012 Campaign

May 15, 2012
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ObamaMeme

The newest Super PAC on the block, Diehard Conservatives for a Kick Ass America, have found a strategy to win over the youth vote for 2012.

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Clinton Appointed to Secret Service Chaperone Position

May 11, 2012
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Clinton

On Tuesday, former President Bill Clinton was appointed to the position of Chaperone of the United States Secret Service.

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BREAKING NEWS: Ron Paul Finally Embraces Desegregation

May 11, 2012
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RonPaulDesegregation

With the last few days of announcements and thoughts by presidential candidates, Dr. Ron Paul today announced his acceptance of a topic he could not accept since being a child.

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BREAKING: Mitt Romney Finally Embraces Interracial Marriage

May 9, 2012
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"Romney" "interracial marriage"

Not long after President Obama declared his support of same-sex marriage in an interview with ABC's Robin Roberts, Mitt Romney held a private interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren to declare his decision to fully embrace interracial marriage.

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Al Qaeda Files Lawsuit

May 9, 2012
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lawsuit

The terrorist organization has recently filed a lawsuit in an attempt to “prevent copycat terrorist groups from using the Al Qaeda name in association with acts of terrorism that were not authorized by official Al Qaeda leadership.”

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GOP Proposes School Funding Cuts, Claims Children Don’t Create Jobs

May 9, 2012
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children

GOP officials announced this week that deep funding cuts to public schools are currently under review, thanks to a recent determination that children contribute very little to the economy, particularly when it comes to job-creation.

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Facebook Postpones IPO as Investors Flock to Public Prison-For-Profit Stocks

May 6, 2012
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prison

A large private, for-profit prison company, the Corrections Corporation of America, is grabbing attention after revealing their interest in a stock market launch in the immediate future.

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Both Mitt and Ann Romney Vow To Only Shop At Wal-Mart Through Remainder of Campaign

May 5, 2012
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RomneyClothes

In an effort to appear as though they can relate to everyday Americans, both Mitt and Ann Romney have vowed to only shop at Wal-Mart for the remainder of Gov. Romney's campaign toward the White House.

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Homosexual Couple Admits Sole Purpose of Their Marriage Is To Ruin Sanctity of Marriage

May 5, 2012
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LesbianCouple

Edna and Matilda Hamilton, a newlywed lesbian couple from Queens, New York, have been spotlighted as openly flaunting the sole purpose of their marriage as to destroy marriage for straight people the country over as outwardly as they flaunt their sexual orientation.

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