U.S. Supreme Court Blocks Texas Abortion Law, Rules Texas No Longer Allowed To Make Laws

U.S. Supreme Court Blocks Texas Abortion Law, Rules Texas No Longer Allowed To Make Laws

Seems perfectly understandable.

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Sarah Palin Still Trying To Figure Out Who ‘Brexit’ Is And Why She Didn’t Think Of That Name For Her Kids

Sarah Palin Still Trying To Figure Out Who ‘Brexit’ Is And Why She Didn’t Think Of That Name For Her Kids

“What’s the big deal with this Brexit fella? He doesn’t even seem to be American.”

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In Effort To Appeal To ‘The Gays’ Trump Will Allow Them To Fix His Hair

In Effort To Appeal To ‘The Gays’ Trump Will Allow Them To Fix His Hair

It will be interesting to see if he follows through with this…

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Paul Ryan: ‘Maybe A Racist President Is Exactly What We Need’

Paul Ryan: ‘Maybe A Racist President Is Exactly What We Need’

It would seem Ryan doesn’t quite understand the weight of his endorsement.

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Trump: ‘Of Course He’s My African-American, I’ve Owned Many African-Americans’

Trump: ‘Of Course He’s My African-American, I’ve Owned Many African-Americans’

Trump isn’t even denying his racism anymore.

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Hillary Spotted Scraping Trump Off Heel Of Shoe After Foreign Policy Speech

Hillary Spotted Scraping Trump Off Heel Of Shoe After Foreign Policy Speech

“There’s not a stick big enough for this…”

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Anonymous Hacks IRS Database – Publishes Trump’s Tax Returns

Anonymous Hacks IRS Database – Publishes Trump’s Tax Returns

Between his shocking tax rate and his bizarre itemized deductions this will surely add to the ever increasing questions as to his suitability to be president.

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New ‘Dingleberry Donald’ Nickname Catching Fire, Experts Claim Most Accurate

New ‘Dingleberry Donald’ Nickname Catching Fire, Experts Claim Most Accurate

This one is likely to stick to that ass.

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Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

“Can you imagine? I’m told it’s a very handsome face.”

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Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Maybe John Miller really does exist.

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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

“With Kobe gone, this is our moment.”

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Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

It appears Red Bull has gotten themselves into a sticky situation, and not just their product spilling all over the floor of some bar somewhere. Several consumers of the energy drink are upset because they never sprouted wings post-consumption as the product suggests in all advertising. “I really wanted to fly like a bird,” said Tiffany Crumple of Florida. “I drank a good twelve gallons of the stuff, stood in front of the mirror and nothing. I waited for days […]

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Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

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