Zero More Dead In Horrific National Anthem Incident

Zero More Dead In Horrific National Anthem Incident

Zero more people lost their lives before the preseason NFL game between his San Francisco 49ers and the Green Bay Packers when Niner quarterback Colin Kaepernick sat quietly during the playing of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Anguish filled the hearts of many as countless people were harmed due to the player’s thoughtless actions. Many were certain of the horrific nature of the event, but not one actual casualty could be counted. “This country stands for freedom, liberty, justice for all — […]

Continue Reading →

BOMBSHELL: Hillary’s Health Status Looks To Be More Interesting Than Previously Realized

BOMBSHELL: Hillary’s Health Status Looks To Be More Interesting Than Previously Realized

Wow! Who saw this coming?

Continue Reading →

Trump: ‘No, We Don’t Need A Northern Border Wall, They’re All White Up There’

Trump: ‘No, We Don’t Need A Northern Border Wall, They’re All White Up There’

At least he’s finally being honest about something.

Continue Reading →

Trump Campaign Launches ‘Trump Youth’ Camps Nationwide To Spread ‘National Pride’

Trump Campaign Launches ‘Trump Youth’ Camps Nationwide To Spread ‘National Pride’

These camps are sprouting up everywhere.

Continue Reading →

Trump Tosses Crying Baby From Rally, Then Realizes He Needs To Get Back Inside

Trump Tosses Crying Baby From Rally, Then Realizes He Needs To Get Back Inside

This was a wake-up call for the giant man-child.

Continue Reading →

New York Post To Release Nude Donald Trump Photos

New York Post To Release Nude Donald Trump Photos

Oh, dear God.

Continue Reading →

RNC Promote Joseph Goebbels’ Films As Way Of Understanding GOP

RNC Promote Joseph Goebbels’ Films As Way Of Understanding GOP

Sounds about right.

Continue Reading →

Trump’s Ex-Wives to Speak at Democratic National Convention

Trump’s Ex-Wives to Speak at Democratic National Convention

Wonder what The Donald thinks about this…

Continue Reading →

Myth Officially Debunked As Proof Pigs Can Fly Seen All Over Cleveland (IMAGES)

Myth Officially Debunked As Proof Pigs Can Fly Seen All Over Cleveland (IMAGES)

BREAKING NEWS

Continue Reading →

RNC Audience Confused By Melania Trump’s Repeated References To ‘Barack and I’

RNC Audience Confused By Melania Trump’s Repeated References To ‘Barack and I’

Here’s the moment everyone is talking about.

Continue Reading →

California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

Continue Reading →

Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

“With Kobe gone, this is our moment.”

Continue Reading →

Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

It appears Red Bull has gotten themselves into a sticky situation, and not just their product spilling all over the floor of some bar somewhere. Several consumers of the energy drink are upset because they never sprouted wings post-consumption as the product suggests in all advertising. “I really wanted to fly like a bird,” said Tiffany Crumple of Florida. “I drank a good twelve gallons of the stuff, stood in front of the mirror and nothing. I waited for days […]

Continue Reading →

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

Continue Reading →