Wealthy And Famous White Man Has Never Had His Race Held Against Him

Wealthy And Famous White Man Has Never Had His Race Held Against Him

Hall of Fame NFL coach Mike Ditka made news recently by telling San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick to stand for the national anthem or “get the hell out of the country.” In his comments, he singlehandedly debunked Kaepernick’s startling claims of racism and instances of police overreach in the United States. Ditka pointed out that he, a football player who was selected in the first round of the NFL draft, had immediate success on the field, retired immediately into […]

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After Months Of Almost Caring About The Nation, Ted Cruz Gives Up Search For Spine

After Months Of Almost Caring About The Nation, Ted Cruz Gives Up Search For Spine

As much as many can say they don’t like Senator Ted “Green Eggs and Ham” Cruz, they could at least say he seemed to care about the nation enough to not want to see it fall into the hands of a megalomaniac reality television show host. Ever since Cruz dropped out of the race for Republican nominee he held true to making sure that the nation will not fall prey to the horrendousness of Donald Trump. He even implied at the Republican […]

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Hillary Recruits Local Middle School Bully To Help With Trump Debate Prep

Hillary Recruits Local Middle School Bully To Help With Trump Debate Prep

Will the strategy pay off?

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BREAKING: Donald Trump’s Colonoscopy Reveals All His Policy Ideas (DETAILS)

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s Colonoscopy Reveals All His Policy Ideas (DETAILS)

“Once we were in there everything started to make sense.”

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Recent Poll Shows Clinton Gaffe Costing Her Dearly With Deplorable Demographic

Recent Poll Shows Clinton Gaffe Costing Her Dearly With Deplorable Demographic

The poll shows that her slip has cost her dearly in the much sought-after deplorable demographic.

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Maryland Woman Sees Donald Trump Face On Toast, Immediately Throws In Trash (IMAGE)

Maryland Woman Sees Donald Trump Face On Toast, Immediately Throws In Trash (IMAGE)

“I didn’t want my children to see such a horrible thing on their food.”

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Hillary Regrets Saying Half Of Trump’s Supporters Are Deplorable, Meant To Say All

Hillary Regrets Saying Half Of Trump’s Supporters Are Deplorable, Meant To Say All

“It was an error in judgement. I should have been more honest.”

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No Recognition Of ‘Aleppo’ Disqualifies Candidate From Running Against Man With Putin Poster Over Bed

No Recognition Of ‘Aleppo’ Disqualifies Candidate From Running Against Man With Putin Poster Over Bed

Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson made a huge gaffe during a recent interview.

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Trump Sends Matt Lauer Edible Arrangement As Thank You For Softball Questions

Trump Sends Matt Lauer Edible Arrangement As Thank You For Softball Questions

The pair formed quite a bond over an evening of uncontested responses.

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Missing All The Negative Attention On Him, Tom Brady Tries New Haircut

Missing All The Negative Attention On Him, Tom Brady Tries New Haircut

I’m supposed to be the most hated in the league.

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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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Missing All The Negative Attention On Him, Tom Brady Tries New Haircut

Missing All The Negative Attention On Him, Tom Brady Tries New Haircut

I’m supposed to be the most hated in the league.

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Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

Red Bull Sued As People Complain They Never Sprouted Wings

It appears Red Bull has gotten themselves into a sticky situation, and not just their product spilling all over the floor of some bar somewhere. Several consumers of the energy drink are upset because they never sprouted wings post-consumption as the product suggests in all advertising. “I really wanted to fly like a bird,” said Tiffany Crumple of Florida. “I drank a good twelve gallons of the stuff, stood in front of the mirror and nothing. I waited for days […]

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Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

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